“About Me,” or “You would not believe how many people are interested in prune pie”

Hi, I started my blog before blogs were cool, and my blog still isn’t. Thank you for reading it anyway! I live in Seattle where I put plants in my garden for my children and dogs to dig up, cook food for my family and friends* and about ten pounds of worms in a box in my backyard, and write for money. Nobody seems to want to pay me to talk about my dogs and worms and kids, so this is where I do that.

*I used to cook for my dogs, which was hilarious. It involved dozens of pounds of ground-up chickens, three blenders, and elbow-length rubber gloves. I guess you had to be there.